So, I was questioned whether the writer of that “Some Foreign Letters” piece that we had to read and do some multiple choice questions on was on my hit list. So, I was inspired to place a list of the people I want to travel back into time and eliminate (or just somehow damage them >>;).
William Shakespeare, for the nearly indecipherable language we are forced to read it in, top of hit list since Romeo and Juliet in freshman year; I’ve plans to behead him, then throw his head at Queenie
Charles Dickens, for A Tale of Two Cities and Great Expectations (true, I didn’t read the 2nd one, but it bored Elvin, so that cannot bode any well for me if I have to face the demon in the future); Headshot.
The Bronte Sisters (Charlotte and Emily), for Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights respectively, I can’t stand either of them (if Emily’s anything like Charlotte, I’m going to hate her book); strand them in the moorlands to starve, since they wrote about it and crap
Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., for that accursed Imperial Presidency; I couldn’t find a single guide to get past not reading it, it was fucking long, fucking dry, and my ire towards him is absolute; I want to bash in his head to death with his own book.
Amy Tan, for The Joy Luck Club, because ALL the guys just had to be horrible people, hmm? Or at least remember hating the book with a passion. Headshot.
Oscar Wilde, for the utter STUPIDITY of the characters in The Importance of Being Earnest, yeah, I suppose it was meant to satirise society and all, but they were SO stupid that I cannot stand them at all; at least his play is understandable, and that will save him from the chopping block, but not from a well aimed shot to the weak point (attack the weak point for massive damage)
Person who invented heels, for their utter stupidity of mixing fashion with pain, corsets and foot binding anyone? Headshot.
Jane Austen, I just have a bad feeling about her..I don’t want to EVER approach her books >>;. Better safe then sorry, eh? Headshot.
Emily Dickinson, I hate her poems. HATE. I would trap her in her house and suffocate her with carbon monoxide, wouldn’t be very hard since she’s a recluse >>;.
Ralph Ellison, because I had to read Invisible Man, and I thought it would be about a REAL invisible man. Sorely mistaken, totally let down. That, and it was the last book we had to read, bloody hell I wasn’t motivated to read it or do the work for it ><. I want to drown him…because I’m in that kind of mood.
Perhaps more people will be added in the future. For now…we bide.
Listening to: 1080 Snowboarding-Golden Forest. More stuff from Super Smash Bros. Brawl…
[17:18 07] xiinxiin: who do you support?
[17:18 09] xiinxiin: Obama or Clinton?
[17:19 27] GTEW234: clintbama
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So I come back to this post a half year later or so, and my feelings towards these people haven’t changed…I still hate them >>;. But, realizing that sniper rifles are really hard to operate realistically (recoil, gravity, wind, unsteady hands, etc.) perhaps just shanking these people out of the blue would just be easier. I find myself half a year ago very….amusing >>;.
And do I have anyone to add? Not yet…I’ve read a lot of crap that I really don’t want to read in minority studies because the articles were boring, but they weren’t bad to the point of the aforementioned…and while I hate English, that’s just because I procrastinate. Lots. Tim O’Brien’s book The Things They Carried didn’t seem too bad…so he gets spared >>;. But, seeing as I’l still have to do another semester of English in the future…I doubt the list will remain as such.
Listening to: Mondo Grosso-Star Suite III: North Star.
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